Your WordPress Site Is Slow. We'll Make It Fast.
$149, done for you. Measured before-and-after optimization — caching, image compression, plugin audit, database cleanup — with a speed report to prove it.
For slow-but-working sites. Not a redesign, no migration, no downtime.
One tier. Measured results.
Speed Rescue
For: owners of slow-but-working WordPress sites losing visitors to 5+ second loads
We measure your site's speed first, then optimize it, then measure again — the proof is in the report:
- Before/after speed measurement on mobile and desktop — no guesswork
- Caching configured properly (page, browser, and object caching where it helps)
- Image compression across your media library — same look, fraction of the weight
- Plugin audit: slow and duplicate plugins identified, trimmed, or replaced
- Database cleanup and Core Web Vitals targeting — LCP, INP, CLS in the report
Proof
What's included
The full optimization pass, measured at both ends:
- Before measurement. We record your mobile and desktop load times and Core Web Vitals scores before touching anything — that's the baseline the after-numbers are compared against.
- Caching done right. Page caching, browser caching, and object caching where it actually helps. Most sites we see have caching either off or misconfigured.
- Image compression. Your media library compressed in bulk — same visual quality, a fraction of the file weight.
- Plugin audit. We identify the plugins slowing you down: duplicates, abandoned ones, and heavy features doing jobs a lighter plugin could do. We trim, disable, or replace — and show you the list.
- Database cleanup. Revisions, transients, and orphaned data that accumulate over the years and slow queries down.
- The speed report. Before/after numbers for load time and each Core Web Vital, plus what we changed and why — written for a non-developer.
The before/after measurement promise
We don't sell "faster." We sell two measured reports. If your after-numbers aren't meaningfully better than your before-numbers, you don't pay the full price — we say so, show you both reports, and you get a full refund. The measurement is the product.
How it works
- You request. Your domain and what's slow (mobile, desktop, specific pages). Takes two minutes.
- We measure and optimize. Baseline report first, then the full pass: caching, images, plugins, database. Usually done within 72 hours.
- You get the report. Before/after numbers side by side, plus the list of everything changed. If the numbers don't move, full refund.
No calls. Your site's look stays exactly the same.
What we need from you
- Your domain name and a contact email.
- Temporary WordPress admin access.
- Ideally temporary hosting access for server-level caching — if you can't provide it, we do everything we can at the WordPress level and say so.
- Nothing else. You change or delete the access when we're done.
What we don't do
- No redesigns. Same theme, same layout, same content — just faster.
- No hosting migration. We optimize where you live; if the server is the bottleneck we tell you, not upsell you.
- No new features or bug fixes. This is speed only — broken sites need the WP Rescue first.
- No ongoing monitoring plan. If you want that, ask after.
Frequently asked questions
How much faster will my site get? Most sites we touch drop from 5–8 seconds to under 2.5 seconds on mobile. Your report shows your actual before/after — if it doesn't move meaningfully, you get a refund.
Will this change how my site looks? No. This is optimization, not a redesign. Same theme, same layout, same content — just faster. Compressed images stay pixel-identical to visitors.
What about Core Web Vitals? That's exactly what we target: Largest Contentful Paint, Interaction to Next Paint, and Cumulative Layout Shift. Your report shows the before/after score for each.
Do I need to change hosting? No. We optimize what you have. If your hosting is genuinely the bottleneck, we say so plainly in the report — but most slow sites are slow because of caching, images, and plugins, not the server.
What access do you need? Temporary WordPress admin access, and ideally hosting access for server-level caching. You change or delete the access when we're done.
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Slow site? Get the numbers moving
$149, done for you, with measured before/after proof. If the numbers don't move, you don't pay.